"Oh yes, Mr. Scorsese, come right through."

this is the drawing of the new Plymouth Rock Studios which is going to open in 2010 in Plymouth, Massachusetts. it's going to be a big, huge studio lot with fourteen sound stages and a ten acre back lot. it's part of this whole "Hollywood East" thing.

ANYWAYS.

see that front gate? that's where i will be sitting. in my little booth, probably wearing a cute little uniform.

"Welcome, Mr. DiCaprio, have a great day."

i will be the best studio lot security guard ever.

"Hello, Mr. Haggis! Would you mind taking a look at my recently completed screenplay? You wouldn't?! Great!"

(because i will finish it one day)

and i will be best friends with all the famous people and big shots that rule the entertainment industry.

and before any of us know it, i will have gone from:

"Welcome, Mr. Clooney."

to:

"and I'd like to thank the Academy for this great honor."

to:

ANNOUNCER: Now, please welcome the President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences....Julie Evans! (thunderous applause)

wow! what a great ladder climbing segment. i should do those more often. what a great life i have to look forward to.

ok. well, i just wanted to show you all my new job location. you all can come visit me at anytime. i will probably let you in if you mention this blog.

i think i'm going to go to bed early tonight. not right now, but possibly by midnight. we'll see how that works out.

have a great tuesday evening!!!!


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